One woman I adore.
She’ll thank me later
In her refreshing candor.
No, she’s not mean-
Just destined to win.
Her love is keen,
Even beyond one’s skin.
She’s no superwoman
Yet is always in command,
Guarding her game plan
To get things done.
She has everything to give,
A soft heart ready to forgive.
Never fancy nor passive,
Just prefers to be active.
Standing tall with courage
Despite the worldly age,
I bow my head to this sage
I call my Mom, my life gauge.
She creates a WordPress account
only to stalk, not literate to comprehend
as English is not her cup of tea.
Such a desperate act of lunacy!
The purpose of evil acts–
Despicable and heartless!
She destroys not the writer
nor the beloved readers,
but her dignity.
Such a desperate, sad lost soul.
Pity the heartless
for the fires of hell await
the burning of their venomous souls.
This devoted man tells me
my name is in tune with his heart;
my voice is music to his ears;
my scent lingers sweetly til he closes his eyes at night.
Sweet whispers and lacy words
yet he remains the one I’m not in love with.
Don’t date a man with waxed eyebrows…
Chances are he’s more beautiful than you
or is just not into girls!
You’ll also look like his production assistant.
Don’t date a man who never shaves his beard…
You never know what’s underneath.
There could be a beehive inside, who knows,
but really, what is he hiding behind that bushy bush?
Don’t date a guy who spends an hour before a mirror…
Fat chance is he’s a control freak
who loves himself and himself alone.
What a waste!
Don’t date a man whose earrings are brighter and bigger than yours…
Or he will outshine your sparkle given any situation.
He doesnt take them off even in bed,
which pricks your neck and legs.
Don’t date a man who ties his locks in a bun…
It gives him the height to stand taller.
All the more reason to treat you bad.
Or one who asks you to get
a big jar of hair gel every week.
More likely you are competing with his locks
only to find out in the end you are of no match.
Don’t date a man who makes a man of you..
He lets you decide on just about anything
then blamea you for everything.
He’s just looking for a caring Mommy.
Don’t date a man who says his married life is a mistake…
His loving wife is waiting for him at home
and kids who dearly love their Pops.
He probably just wants a quick escape.
Don’t date a man who doesn’t wash his car…
There’s left-over pizza on the floor
and empty beer cans in the back trunk.
He’s the lazy drunkard your Dad once warned you of.
Don’t date a man who brings you to McDonald’s or Jack’s…
Stingy or having not eough money
may sound reasonable to him.
But hey! Picture your future with Uncloe Scrooge.
Don’t date a man who takes you for granted–
Your needs, your wants become #83
in his priority list.
It gets frustrating in the long run.
Have some respect, girl!
If he screams at you,
turn your back and never come back.
For he becomes a monster
when he encages your pride underneath his black wings.