splish splash you take a bath
before you face the dreaded math
cold water to lessen the wrath
1, 2, 3… you start counting the lath.
slay the monster named math
the school becomes your warpath
if you fail, they tag you sociopath
even calling you a psychopath!
i hate you, math!
you scream, shout aloud!
but then that is not allowed
detention you have been avowed
just because of a monster named math.